Sunday, June 28, 2009

Let Me Cater To You: The Dr is IN!

BEFORE: Here's all the stuff I schlepped over myself... I'm like a Gypsy, I swear!

And the stunning after!
I know over 2 weeks later, my catering gig story I promised. Sorry for the delay, I am in the middle of moving. With the support of my family I have decided it would be best to move & focus more on the blog, selling the show & my catering gigs. I found a stun-NING 1930's 1100 sq ft upper of a 4 plex in the Fairfax District with a fantastic potential roommate who runs a pretty neat blog himself you can find right here, here's hoping everything goes through

SO... after I posted up my cupcakes on my Facebook, my friend & former club dancing partner, Lovejoy aka The Dancing Chef , was blown away & I asked if I made them all? I told him yes, impressed he asked what were my immediate goals with pursuing my whole culinary game? I told him I was interested to restart my old intimate catering business. Impressed, literally 3 days later he called me & offered me a gig he couldn't do. A party of 14 for this dynamic young Woman celebrating with family & friends after she's finished her Residency at USC.

I called Dr. Strand & she was so fun & excited to throw this gratitude dinner. She said that she loves roses & they were going to be everywhere. I told her let's incorporate roses in the meals. I have this fabulous bottle of Rose Syrup & I infusing it into drinks I can work on a rose glaze I have been envisioning & DYING to try & I can incorporate it into a dessert. 

I told her I can make a stuffed Saddle of Lamb & Israeli Couscous, she LOVED the couscous idea, her mother was from Morocco! For the non 4 legged diners I offered a Cognac & Pinot Grigio Scallop Gratin. For the starter I offered to make my Shrimp Martini with Crispy Yucca based on the lobster one I made here . For the dessert, rose infused Pots de Creme & as a twist crystallizing rose petals making them edible. Lastly, for the drink Pom & Rose Syrup Martini's I called the Dr Is In!

She was STOKED within our 15 minute conversation the dinner plan was set! Mission begins.

Spinach, Guava & Cheese Stuffed Leg of Lamb

I am INTENT on making Guava a staple in American cuisine, this is my mission. There are SO many uses & it is seriously the perfect fruit. I am catering my brother's rehearsal dinner. His Fiancee is Mexican & we're Haitian so I wanted the menu to reflect the marriage of their cultural cuisines also. 

It was a pretty ballsy decision to try a recipe in my head for a catering gig, but hey how else was I going to learn. I needed to see & hear the feedback by several palates, palates that didn't just know & me but give me unbiased reviews about the food honestly.

I saw my food God Gordon Ramsay make a Saddle of Lamb... I never even heard of it, I was RIVETED on how glorious & easy it looked. Yes he did refer it as the Rolls Royce of Lamb.. but dayum it literally costs as much! 

I charged $25 a head for the party. I budgeted the meal to cost no more than $110. After calling every Butcher in LA, mind you... 80% didn't speak English & 99.5% didn't even know what part the Saddle was... SO frustrating it made me wish I were back in the East Coast... this would NEVER happen in NYC or MIA.

As per Cook's Thesaurus:

lamb loin roast  Notes:   This is a very tender, flavorful, and expensive roast.   If you want more servings, you can get a saddle of lamb = double loin roast, which combines the loin roasts from either side of the lamb.   If boneless, a loin roast is called a loin roll = boneless loin roast = rolled lamb roast, or a double loin roll = rolled double lamb roast if made from the saddle.  Substitutes:  leg of lamb

**NUH DOIFFY!!! Yeesh LA, get on it already isn't it bad enough we don't have turn signals at every light, dating here is non existent & as long as Charlie Sheen is still alive all the bars & clubs have to close at 2 am? Can't believe how bad the Butchers are here**

After 3 hours of calls around town I FINALLY found two credible Butchers at the Farmer's Market in the Grove one that can cut right then & there & one I had to place the order the day before, hell the dinner was the next day! To feed a party of 12, here's what the Butcher deemed fit:



YEAH FREAKIN' RIGHT!!! I still haven't bought all the other ingredients yet, so it was off to the Butcher at Jon's to get a leg & pound that puppy to the ground when I got home to flatten it out. $47.69 for 13 lbs... SA-WEET! ♥♥♥



Here's the prep:

STUFFIN'
Last minute I canceled on the Mascarpone.
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Sweating the shrooms





Wrapped in Prosciutto ♥
Frying the garlic & sage
Inspired by Gordon I used the sage & garlic as a rack & placed the seared lamb on top of it & finished the cooking process in the oven. I punked out on the rose glaze BUT I did serve on rose plates
Seriously.. one of thee BEST things I have EVER put in my mouth, the party RAVED about it, definitely will be making this for my Brother & Sister in Law's rehearsal dinner. The switch between the sweet, savory, crispy, creamy & all those flavors in between was mind-blowing!



COUSCOUS

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Couscous, Currants. Cranberries, Cucumbers, Pistachios, Walnuts, Saffron, Rosemary & Parsley

COGNAC & PINOT GRIGIO SCALLOP GRATIN

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I grabbed the butter out of my freezer So fast I didn't notice I didn't grab the unsalted one... dang! I had to make this twice. With the Gray salt it was way too salty, luckily this takes about 10 minutes to make so I didn't mind chucking out & starting over. Lesson learned.



For the shrimp martini, I tried to use frozen Yucca. it didn't shred nicely so I ran to WHole Foods to buy a fresh one. Alas, they didn't have any so I settled for a Sweet Potato, it wasn't a total loss. Joshua Jackson was there & he is much cuter in person & that made my day.
Fried up nicely like the Yucca but I prefer the taste of the Yucca better on top of the tangy shrimp.


ROSE SYRUP POTS DE CREME WITH CANDIED ROSE PETALS

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I added both chocolate chips & butterscotch chips to add more layers of flavor
Pouring the Amarula for the white cream layer
Prep for crystallizing the roses

♥ These tasted SO good, sweet & crispy ♥
It's remarkable how easy Pots de Creme are to make, just blend & refrigerate!
Rose Syrup 

Adding the strong French Vanilla coffee
A Chorus Line 


Have you EVER?!?!?! *swoon* 


COCKTAILS & ATMOSPHERE:

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this!


Nat, her Best friend since 7th grade, colleague & father from Arizona. The reason the theme was roses is because her father used to send her roses to school all the time from her childhood to her Residency... I cried like a baby, how awesome is that?!?!? 
For an added touch as place settings, photos of the party were laid out 


I brought all the plates, silverware, glasses, candles & decorative stones. I really enjoyed dressing this table... take THAT Aunt Sandy!
Shrimp Martini


The BEST part of the night is when Nat, her roommate & I sat outside when the party was over after everything was put away. Nat turned to me & in earnest said it was a shame that we met NOW before she was off to Arizona, everyone there thought I was a friend, not the Caterer & had we have been friends her life would have been a little sweeter...

COULD YOU JUST DIE?!?!?! I LOVE this woman!!! Who says stuff like that? Women really are so amazing. I wish we took the time to have one another's back more. Thanks for indulging me you guys. I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did 

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Brain Food/Ab Work: Mitzi, Mackie & My oh MY!!!

I adore this song from On The Town "And, I can Cook Too" it's the song I have on my website & just really showcases the fabulousness & flexibility that only a Woman could embody. I catered a party last night... 14 hours AND served in my 5 inch Louboutin Pigalles... no less (not work... WERK!), for a young VIBRANT Woman that just completed her residency & this dinner was a way she could say thank you to her friends that supported her on her very bumpy road to the finish line.

More on Dr Strand, her FAB roommate Erika, her dashing father & lively  supportive friends later when I post pics & the story . After 14 straight hours in the kitchen my body is in shock, I decided to stay in bed all day before I hit the bar, yes I am bartending tonight at my old haunt Blue Goose Lounge... SO glad to be back! 

I left the TV on & in my sleep I am awakened by a PBS special on Mitzi Gaynor... HOLY CRAP she is tooo fab for words! AND she is drip-PING in Mackie designs sings "I'm a Woman" with Suzanne Pleshette, has thee most electrical number with 100 Guys... ok, I'm saying WAY too much & still can't find the words just watch this... oh me oh my!

She's just so delightful, I would LOVE to bring back & star in my own Variety Show, wouldn't that be divine? The costumes, the numbers & the entertainment electricity packed into one tiny woman is just to DIE for but  my favorite moment out of them all is when she's being interviewed in present day on PBS for viewer donations & she tells the viewers for a $275 donation she'll come to your home & personally cook for you. 

The guy laughs at her & the look on her face is priceless! After 2 hours of being blown away by her performances & all the stars she had on her show she's like look Buster! "My husband said I am a COOK who just happens to sing & dance!!!" There's a tiny clip on her of her rendition of "And, I Can Cook Too" her outfit is slam-MING a freaking leotard made to look like an apron FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC & I adore the scene in the kitchen sink. OH I just fell out & every time they came back to the studio to ask for donations she wasn't playing about her skills in the kitchen... too FAB! ♥♥♥♥

Without further ado, Ladies & Germs.... the glorious Miss Mitzi Gaynor :


Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Cooked: Haitian Spareribs



I know, I know ribs again, but they were on sale & call me B.O.B. (Baller on a budget). Aside from Korean, Mongolian & Chinese BBQ I don't like barbeque. The smoky flavor gets to me & although I can tolerate a sweet sauce I can do without it. Haitians, well Islanders usually boil the ribs before hand, some Latin cultures too, Costillas they call them. Then roast in a thick sauce.

I chose to skip the boiling process to keep my ribs whole. Nice & tight. My family likes to use a mix of mayo, mustard & tomato paste as the thickener. I once again helped myself to Dan's Jamaica Me Crazy spices & mashed some garlic, oregano & mixed with some of the virgin (olive oil) & made a mojo sauce. Then it was off to the oven.

I found this Ore-Ida Steam n' Mash at the 99 Cent Only store, thinking heck it'll save me some time & costs me a buck.... EW that stuff was so gnarly! It looked just like diced up frozen potatoes but tasted just like powdered boxed ones with nasty processed cheese, definitely not worth the buck, 11 minute cook time & the damn near steam burn I got opening that puppy. Gross!

The ribs on the other hand were slam-MING!



YUMMILICIOUS!
GRODY-ICIOUS!


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

LUSH-US Drinks: Blessing In Disguise

We were having a good time eating, laughing & sharing... it was super easy to fall into a food coma, but my Puerto Rican Buddhist Goddess was like "OYE me... you cooked I clean!" It was like the gates of heaven opened up .

I LOATHE cleaning, people wonder why do I cook so well & how can I focus on labor intensive dishes... it's because I have absolutely NO cleaning cells in my brain!

Damn Sexy!
Ave Maria.... not the song but Maria (my long lost domestic goddess of a house keeper) how I miss you so. Seriously, when I lost my job it wasn't the fact I couldn't go shoe shopping , or travel, or can't buy drinks at the bar anymore & instead be subjected to the seedy business of sneaking into the bathroom to drink from my roadie or flask I stashed in my purse that I was going to miss the most, it was my dear dear Maria....

Aye, Maria, as Julia Childs is my witness I will sell this show... I promise & we will be together again forever, amen! *she slips away to cry for a moment*

Ok I'm back. Vinda challenges me... "ok bartender... make me a drink!" I put on some Salsa music, cranked up the volume walked to the bar & was like "I got it!" Game on.

Being that all three of us are going through some challenges I made us my favorite concoction I named a "Blessing In Disguise". I like to make my drinks with the same thought process as I make my food.

I created this drink when my friend Michelle went through a terrible break-up & this is the drink that is featured in my pilot for Single Serving:

1 part Tequila: because it numbs the pain & losing someone or something hurts.
1 part St Germain (Elder Flower Liquer): because what says fabulous than something French.
1 part Champagne: because HELLO this is a celebration bitches, good riddance!
Lemon Sorbet Floater: because Women are sweet, fresh, tangy, tart & refreshing & through every adversity have the strength to rise to the top.
Vinda said this was the greatest drink she has ever had & could drink only that for the rest of her life. She happily scrubbed my stove (HAPPILY, can you imagine?!?!?) whilst shaking her glorious bootay & Perri feeling nice put the pole on spin mode & broke into an impromptu performance. The cocktail made us all feel so nice.

Vinda said I should rename it Vinda or heaven, told her I couldn't but I feel a cupcake version named Vinda's Heaven is coming

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Cooked: Lemony Farfalle with Wild Arugula & Asiago sauce with Pollo Empanizado & Crispy Beef

All that cupcake making had us hun-GRY! We decided to do the frosting on Sunday so I made a quick & easy dinner & enough pasta to last us for Sunday's frosting. I wanted a spa like pasta but with a light sauce so you felt like you actually ate something. 

My Buddhist Goddess Vinda  , the dame that Shaka Buku'd me into the practice (Buddhism) I invited over to cruise by. We're both from Miami & have been club girls for YEARS, this was honest to God the VERY first time I had someone at my home on a Saturday night for dinner my whole life. I've been working at a club since the week after I graduated from High School, it was such an incredible feeling

It was for her the first time she had a home cooked dinner on a Saturday night for years & she appreciated it SO much. I am forever indebted to that girl. Here's our dinner.

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Getting to use Dan's Jamaica Me Crazy spice again... SO good!
Turning the buttery club crackers into breading I got to de-virginize my brand new KitchenAid extremely sexy candy apple red processor I won from Bakespace.com
heart Babette!
Ghetto Breading Station

Figured I'd spoil the Broads





Cheated, couldn't wait til Sunday so we had some samples of the Bellini Cupcakes for dessert

Perri had me over for Pilates before we finished the cupcakes & we were starving! I had enough pasta left over from the night before, but the chicken was a goner. I had some ribeye in the icebox (HA how retro) I defrosted it, whipped out the Jamaica Me Crazy & added the crispy beef & some romano on top of the pasta.

Why does pasta ALWAYS taste better the next day? My goodness this was so good. I especially loved the contrast between the crispy chicken & beef with the creamy pasta! 

Crispy Beef