Friday, April 10, 2009

TERRIBLE: Birth Control

May 6th will be 2 whole years since I quit smoking, such a stupid STUPID habit, Man the 20's perspective really did SUCK, but MAN the body was bangin'. While I do have my moments (just brief moments) of feeling my biological clock kicking me in the face it's when I see things like this:

I feel TRULY blessed that I am not a Mom yet, it's a crazy world we live in & this is one of the gnarliest things I've seen all week. I live in LA I see gnarly things ALL the time, 2 weeks ago I saw a homeless chick with implants & NO she wasn't Bush Economy induced homeless, girlfriend has been like that for a minute she had the dreads & the tan to prove it... anywho this is truly disturbing & I pray for all of my friends who are trying their best to raise their rugrats in this world. Here's an article from The Wall Street Journal:



(I don't care if this is fake, still thee coolest thing I have EVER seen! His moves still... were real)

Coveted Corner: The Big Cheez

While I am ANXIOUSLY awaiting a care package from my girl Andrea's brother Greg from Philly the idea of being mere days away from my coveted Cheez Doodles has me in a tailspin... why LA WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do we have the cheesiness & cornballs that is Paris Hilton, Perez, Lisa Rinna, Giles Marini, Lil Kim's horrible Plastic Surgeon & Kathy Griffin but not the cheesiness & the puffed corn  of Wise Cheez Doodles 


Apparently they are now cheesier & I've missed this stunning improvement to something I never thought could be any better... damn! Oh care package, get here quickly... Mama's trying her best to hold on!

I hope Greg sends enough so I can fulfill this fantasy *swoon*

Ahhh... to be young again, damn.


Ooh... talk about fantasies in a tub... these literally are to DIE FOR! I covet you too stunning pony hair CL's oh to eat CD's just wearing nothing but these... *swoonity swoooon*
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