I have a photo shoot today & have to get my eyebrows & nails done beforehand TOTALLY made me think of this... enjoy!♥
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Brain Food/ AB Work: Fire Crotch Fires Back
I've ALWAYS liked her, hey it's not easy being green & she's always been very kind to me. So I was VERY pleased when I woke up this morning & found this from a friend. I wish Lindsay the best & I'm stoked that she's not going to play a victim!♥
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Hollyweird,
Lindsay Lohan
Monday, April 13, 2009
Brain Food/ AB Work: Head over heels
I don't know what's funnier the weeble wobbling of the 12 lb model or the Newscaster laughing like a drunk guy... either way it's classic!
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
TERRIBLE: Birth Control
May 6th will be 2 whole years since I quit smoking, such a stupid STUPID habit, Man the 20's perspective really did SUCK, but MAN the body was bangin'. While I do have my moments (just brief moments) of feeling my biological clock kicking me in the face it's when I see things like this:
I feel TRULY blessed that I am not a Mom yet, it's a crazy world we live in & this is one of the gnarliest things I've seen all week. I live in LA I see gnarly things ALL the time, 2 weeks ago I saw a homeless chick with implants & NO she wasn't Bush Economy induced homeless, girlfriend has been like that for a minute she had the dreads & the tan to prove it... anywho this is truly disturbing & I pray for all of my friends who are trying their best to raise their rugrats in this world. Here's an article from The Wall Street Journal: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123750945477390601.html
I feel TRULY blessed that I am not a Mom yet, it's a crazy world we live in & this is one of the gnarliest things I've seen all week. I live in LA I see gnarly things ALL the time, 2 weeks ago I saw a homeless chick with implants & NO she wasn't Bush Economy induced homeless, girlfriend has been like that for a minute she had the dreads & the tan to prove it... anywho this is truly disturbing & I pray for all of my friends who are trying their best to raise their rugrats in this world. Here's an article from The Wall Street Journal: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123750945477390601.html
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TERRIBLE
Brain Food/Ab Work: BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
WORD!♥
(I don't care if this is fake, still thee coolest thing I have EVER seen! His moves still... were real)
(I don't care if this is fake, still thee coolest thing I have EVER seen! His moves still... were real)
Coveted Corner: The Big Cheez

While I am ANXIOUSLY awaiting a care package from my girl Andrea's brother Greg from Philly the idea of being mere days away from my coveted Cheez Doodles has me in a tailspin... why LA WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do we have the cheesiness & cornballs that is Paris Hilton, Perez, Lisa Rinna, Giles Marini, Lil Kim's horrible Plastic Surgeon & Kathy Griffin but not the cheesiness & the puffed corn ♥ of Wise Cheez Doodles
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYHYHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!??!?!?!
Apparently they are now cheesier & I've missed this stunning improvement to something I never thought could be any better... damn! Oh care package, get here quickly... Mama's trying her best to hold on!
I hope Greg sends enough so I can fulfill this fantasy *swoon*

Ahhh... to be young again, damn.

CLASSIC RIP Anna ♥

Ooh... talk about fantasies in a tub... these literally are to DIE FOR! I covet you too stunning pony hair CL's oh to eat CD's just wearing nothing but these... *swoonity swoooon*
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I hope Greg sends enough so I can fulfill this fantasy *swoon*

Ahhh... to be young again, damn.

CLASSIC RIP Anna ♥

Ooh... talk about fantasies in a tub... these literally are to DIE FOR! I covet you too stunning pony hair CL's oh to eat CD's just wearing nothing but these... *swoonity swoooon*
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Thursday, April 9, 2009
How I Roll: I have the greatest friends on the PLANET!
So my Bestie in Oz & brilliant animator Shannon, he's the one that animated the fab intro to my show is working on a animated version of his series Frame by Frame & has once again animated me , yup I went straight to the gym after I saw this, he thinks way too highly of me... hahahahaha.
I ♥ SHANNON POPE!!!
I also had EDB scoop by the house & pick up the rest of the Cupcakes before I ate them all & added to my ever expanding rump. She, Jesse & our favorite globe trotter SpaceCamp Jesse (SCJ) had a bit of fun with the Cupcakes, she also dropped off a FABULOUS gift bag for me full of Easter goodies, will post those tomorrow, gotta run to pole class now... she's SOFA KING COOL!♥
Shan's brilliant intro:
Toony Noosh is BACK... & BADDER than EVER! hahaha

Poor SCJ does a cream cheese icing faceplant... I'm actually kind of jealous, cream cheese icing is the bomb diz!
I should've been a DR WORST handwriting ever!

EDB like Lulu & I has an unhealthy affinity for the Kitty

Can't BAH-LIEVE SCJ is cheating on me with my homegirl!

"Too many cupcakes make SpaceCamp booty"- quoting the FAB EDB♥

"He has a thing for the tall ones" -JIE

"SpaceCamp Jesse, LiveAction Jesse and Elizabeth eating yummy cupcakes!! Thanks Manouschka!!!!" -EDB♥♥♥♥

Shan's brilliant intro:
Toony Noosh is BACK... & BADDER than EVER! hahaha

Poor SCJ does a cream cheese icing faceplant... I'm actually kind of jealous, cream cheese icing is the bomb diz!
I should've been a DR WORST handwriting ever!

EDB like Lulu & I has an unhealthy affinity for the Kitty

Can't BAH-LIEVE SCJ is cheating on me with my homegirl!

"Too many cupcakes make SpaceCamp booty"- quoting the FAB EDB♥

"He has a thing for the tall ones" -JIE

"SpaceCamp Jesse, LiveAction Jesse and Elizabeth eating yummy cupcakes!! Thanks Manouschka!!!!" -EDB♥♥♥♥

TERRIBLE: A Kosher Way to Make EVERYTHING Taste Like Bacon
Ok I ♥LOVE♥ bacon, who doesn't? I love BLT's, Bacon in my salads, pizza, wrapped around bananas (if you haven't tried that oh my WORD it's so damn good) I mean I agree Bacon makes A LOT of things better but Bacon Salt & oh man I can't say this without gagging a bit...
Baconnaise, spreadable Bacon Mayo is just going WAY too far. Apparently they are touting this to be a "zero calorie, zero fat Vegetarian & Kosher seasoning" sweet Jeezus! http://www.baconsalt.com/
BUUUUUUU-ECK! (that's my gagging sound)
BUUUUUUU-ECK! (that's my gagging sound)
Brain Food/Ab Work: Venus vs Mars
Why some things are just better from Europe, ♥ their commercials
Labels:
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Brain Food/Ab Work,
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Funny,
Shoe Therapy,
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Baked: Guava & Cheese Cupcakes
I wanted to keep with the theme & basically use up the remaining eggs I had left & the rest of the guava & make cupcakes. I took a huge risk by adding Guava Nectar into the mix but hoped the fact I used whole wheat flour would manage it & boy did it. These are the first cupcakes I ever made that I could fill to the top & not worry about it spilling over in the oven, I think the juice made it do that. ♥
I also added mashed Guava Chunks, seriously softest cupcakes EVER! I do wish I got better paste though, like the one Goya makes. This one had MASSIVE seeds in it, how annoying removing them one by one, but at the end worth it, I made GUAVA CUPCAKES!!! Next time I will use egg replacement or just whites & rice or almond milk to make them a little more guilt free.
If you want the recipe check it out on my bakespace http://www.bakespace.com/recipes/detail/Guava%20&%20Cheese%20Cupcakes/34845/# I think La Reyna Celia Cruz would be proud... AZUCAR! (even though I used agave nectar instead of Azucar... *snort*)
Between My Headphones, Worth Repeating Celia Cruz "La Vida Es Un Carnaval" read the translated lyrics, so amazing! Whoever made this did a GREAT job... ♥ ♥ ♥ long live the Queen! ♥ ♥ ♥
The Star Studded Cast: Guava & Cheese Cupcakes

Guayaba y Queso



SO fun!





Only I would find a way to cut myself making Cupcakes & there's no knife involved in the proces... terrible!

Between My Headphones, Worth Repeating Celia Cruz "La Vida Es Un Carnaval" read the translated lyrics, so amazing! Whoever made this did a GREAT job... ♥ ♥ ♥ long live the Queen! ♥ ♥ ♥
The Star Studded Cast: Guava & Cheese Cupcakes
Guayaba y Queso
SO fun!
Only I would find a way to cut myself making Cupcakes & there's no knife involved in the proces... terrible!
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Brain Food/Ab Work: Motivation
I'm posting up ACTUAL Ab Work after yesterday's Guava & Cheese French Toast AND Cupcakes, Pad Thai & Sunday's Philly I need to put my pole back up, hike & hit the gym TODAY. Here's my girl Miss Pole Dance Australia champ Felix making it look so darn easy!♥
Ladie's Night at my house June '08


April '09... must get my old arms back!!!
Ladie's Night at my house June '08
April '09... must get my old arms back!!!
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Brekkie: Guava & Cheese French Toast
Maine has Lobster, New England has Clam Chowder, Philly has it's Cheesteak & Miami's most famous & beloved dish is Guayaba con Queso Pastelitos (Guava & Cream Cheese pastries). Craving my favorite treat & realizing I have 6 eggs left & tomorrow's the expiration date I should pass on my morning oatmeal routine & make something special. I came up with these years ago when I moved to LA before I found out about Porto's bakery in Glendale, this is the first time I've had it on a day other than a Sunday... must tack on an extra 20 minutes on the treadmill, but they are SO worth it! 'NYO!♥
The Star Studded Cast

Guava... Cheese, pretty self explanatory

Before

After

Bake in the oven to melt Guava paste





The Star Studded Cast
Guava... Cheese, pretty self explanatory
Before
After
Bake in the oven to melt Guava paste
Cooked: Island Beef Pad Thai
I LOVE Thai!!! That's ALL I want to say, made it last night to finish off my Take out TAKE DOWN using the beef I had left over from my cheesesteak, made it my way with the ingredients I had off hand... NEVER need to order Thai delivery again! I'm a VERY happy girl about that. I made it SUPER spicy & had a ice cold beer to cool myself down. SO happy, happy HAPPY!!! Sriracha is true love ♥
The Star Studded Cast

So here's the Island part. I didn't have tamarind paste so like the true Haitian that I am I mixed Worstershire & Pineapple Vinegar with the sugar & the rest of the ingredients... MY GOODNESS!!!The Pineapple Vinegar really made the whole dish pop! I'll probably catch flack of it not being a true Pad Thai... most likely by a Thai person or someone that's been to Thailand & thinks they're an expert but then they can always order it from me & I'll charge $10 + tax + tip... thhhhhhhhhhppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffff!

Beefy







Like true takeout... leftovers!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
The Star Studded Cast
So here's the Island part. I didn't have tamarind paste so like the true Haitian that I am I mixed Worstershire & Pineapple Vinegar with the sugar & the rest of the ingredients... MY GOODNESS!!!The Pineapple Vinegar really made the whole dish pop! I'll probably catch flack of it not being a true Pad Thai... most likely by a Thai person or someone that's been to Thailand & thinks they're an expert but then they can always order it from me & I'll charge $10 + tax + tip... thhhhhhhhhhppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffff!
Beefy
Like true takeout... leftovers!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
Brain Food/Ab Work: Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
Here is my favorite scene from one of my favorite movies of all time "If A Man Answers". The quick & very witty banter between these two is written so well. I wish I were able to remake this. Sandra is just so charming & when he asks her to have pleasant thoughts, concentrate on something really beautiful, the most wonderful thing in the world... oh it's just to die for, so cute! I ♥♥♥♥ that kitchen!*swoon* I wish my Haitian Mother had all of that French advice... fab!
Bobby Darin: And you... ah... say you can cook too?
Sandra Dee: Try me sometime
Bobby Darin: I'd love to
FIERCE!♥
Bobby Darin: And you... ah... say you can cook too?
Sandra Dee: Try me sometime
Bobby Darin: I'd love to
FIERCE!♥
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Monday, April 6, 2009
Who's Your Mama?: A Few of My Favorite Things from my kitchen
Marilyn, Josephine, Audrey, Paul & Eartha... yes I name my cookware... SO? HA!♥
Coco Chanel my vintage Lavender 1958 Raymond Loewy Coquelle for Le Creuset♥
My notorious "broken" heart Mimi...I got it for a steal because of the minor flaw still cooks perfectly! Exquisitely flawed like me so that's why she's named Mimi, my mini me♥

Paul Newman♥
♥Luke & Mimi♥
♥♥My Sexy Sparkly Pin Ups♥♥
My Mom used to spend her Sundays cleaning her Silverware... well, here are mine keeping the LC spotless I ♥ it, it's like A Chorus Line!
Brigitte Bardot♥, my new baby... anyone interested in buying a white stand mixer?
Yeah, the step ladder is pretty much my best friend! SPICY!
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Cocotte,
Coquelle,
Girly Time,
KitchenAid,
Le Creuset,
Pink,
Raymond Loewy,
Tickled Pink,
Who's Your Mama?
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