TERRIBLE: A Kosher Way to Make EVERYTHING Taste Like Bacon

Ok I  ♥LOVE♥ bacon, who doesn't? I love BLT's, Bacon in my salads, pizza, wrapped around bananas (if you haven't tried that oh my WORD it's so damn good) I mean I agree Bacon makes A LOT of things better but Bacon Salt & oh man I can't say this without gagging a bit...

Baconnaise, spreadable Bacon Mayo is just going WAY too far. Apparently they are touting this to be a "zero calorie, zero fat Vegetarian & Kosher seasoning" sweet Jeezus! http://www.baconsalt.com/

BUUUUUUU-ECK! (that's my gagging sound)